HBS

So I went to work the other day and me being me I hadn't really done much washing lately and my choice of underwear had diminished. Basically it was down to wearing really old undies with the elastic all dead so the undie was really loose or really new undies of which had super tight elastic BUt would stay on my butt. Naturally I chose those that would lead to less embarrassment which mean those that continued to protect most of my dignity.
I mean I could have worn the loose undies with tight pants, but because I am lazy I only had baggy pants left and baggy pants + baggy undies = chaos.

So why were my new undies as tight as a gold fish's anus (my goldfish poops quite well thank you).

Well this is why. My bum is considered that of the small size, so generally I buy small sized undies. So in usual habit I went and bought some small undies. But I think the small that I bought this time is really the small of a rather petite nation.
When I got them out of the packet and had washed them, they looked like the size of children's underwear and I'm pretty sure I did not buy kids underwear.

So anyway I wore my rather tight undies to work in  some lovely pants with thin fabric to eccentuate my panty line. Conscious about my VPL I mentioned it to a colleague, who called it "HUNGRY BUM SYNDROME". Floored at this awesomely descriptive phrase I thought I would share some lovely pictures of starved buttocks for you all to enjoy (or retch at).

Om nom nom

This one is so desperate to escape its pant captor that it is exploding out the top

I think this is one of the most hungriest bums I have ever seen. So hungry its tattoo is off centre

A bite size snack for bums on the go

This bum is really chowing down on it's meal of pants.

And just for interest's sake this is a bum bra  To hold your butt cheeks up

Yep they've thought of everything.

And just cause this is so cute:

In Soviet Russia pants eat you!

So after seeing all this hungry as arses, I feel like less of an arse about my hungry arse. :)

Picture credits are either on the picture themselves or they are here:
www.mirror.co.uk
wannabebrazilian.wordpress.com
www.aladyrevealsnothing.com
www.stuff.co.nz
Little monster pants by Katewares

I think that is all, if there are more and i have forgotten them then let me know.